Animal fascist (n.) 


Someone who cares more about what happens to cute and cuddly little kittens, dogs, bunny rabbits, and so on, than the fate of their fellow human beings. 

These are the kind of people who will typically make a huge fuss over the slightest inconvenience to ‘their beautiful little foofy-woofy’, or whatever ridiculous name they have previously concocted, whilst hardly batting an eyelid to the genocide of entire West African nations. Indeed, animal fascists love animals to such an extent that they couldn't give a monkey's about the rest of their own species, and so have a tendency to develop into full-blown ‘humanophobes’, a condition to which there is no known cure.

The only sensible way of behaving towards an animal fascist is to extend exactly the same courtesy to them as they do towards the rest of the rest of us, i.e. none at all. 

Posted on Wednesday - May 04, 2005 at 02:09 PM            


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