Normalism (n.) 


A deep fear and resentment of people who appear on the surface to be perfectly normal and unremarkable in every way, but that one suspects of harbouring some dark and unpleasant secret, such as having human body parts stored in the freezer compartment of their refrigerator at home. 

Normalism is often the result of overcoming a ‘normality delusion’, leading the sufferer to conclude that if there is no such thing as normal, then everybody must be deeply strange and peculiar. This must be especially true of those people who appear to be entirely normal and hence, given that such appearances cannot be genuine as there is no such thing as normal, must be putting on some kind of act intended to fool the unwary, and therefore must have something really nasty to hide. Or so the thinking goes.

Those suffering from chronic normalism may go so far as to eschew all contact with people that appear to be suspiciously normal, sometimes leading to unexpected tirades of verbal abuse to complete strangers, such as ‘Get out of my way, I don't want anything to do with your evil, twisted ways, you dirty rotten stinking normal!’. 

Posted on Tuesday - May 17, 2005 at 08:52 AM            


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