Wednesday - May 18, 2005

Wrapture (n.) 


The overwhelming feeling of joy and satisfaction experienced by some people upon receiving a particularly well wrapped present. 

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Wednesday - April 27, 2005

Karmaphobia (n.) 


The essentially well-founded fear that one day all of your past actions and misdeeds will finally catch up with you, at which point you are most probably in for a very nasty time indeed. 

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Wednesday - April 27, 2005

Survivalism (n.) 


The conviction that what with the world being such a terrible place, the future of humankind and indeed the entire planet uncertain, and the fact that we are all basically doomed, it is still better to have children than to not have children on the grounds that this will help to ensure that when the world finally does come to an end, there will be more of ‘us’ than there are of ‘them’. 

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Monday - April 25, 2005

Abject rejectionism (n.) 


The unshakeable belief that nothing that anyone says does will ever make a blind bit of difference. 

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