Metatheology (n.) 


The body of half-baked hunches, preconceptions and vigourously defended—and yet ultimately misguided—intuitions that comprises much of what passes for theoretical metaphysics these days. 

Amongst the central tenets of metatheology is the doctrine of ‘sortalism’, which states that objects must exist in the way that they appear to us because we say that they do. This is a contemporary generalisation of Descartes' position, which states that objects must exist in this way because God says that they do, and is in contrast to Kant, who says that although something must exist, we just don't have the foggiest clue what that something might be, and who is this God person anyway? (Nietzsche, incidentally, never actually maintained that God was in fact dead, merely that he was having an extremely long lunch break, and would be back after finishing the cheese course and a cup of particularly strong black coffee.)

The popularity of metatheology comes from the innate desire to prove that one was right all along, and allows philosophers to think that they are doing something terribly clever when in fact they are just repeating commonly held prejudices and conjecture using fancy terms that nobody else can understand. This resulting body of theory and opinion is what more sophisticated philosophers like to refer to as ‘a pile of old pants’. 

Posted on Tuesday - May 17, 2005 at 09:33 AM            


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