Tuesday - May 17, 2005

Oxymorton (n.) 


Any object or event whose description satisfies the condition of being inherently self-contradictory; e.g. a ‘timeless timepiece’, a ‘peaceful revolution’, an ‘honest politician’, and so on. 

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Wednesday - May 04, 2005

Kafloop (n.) 


The noise of somebody completely and unexpectedly disappearing up their own arsehole. 

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Wednesday - April 27, 2005

Oeufluft (n.) 


The air that's trapped inside of an Easter egg. 

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Monday - April 25, 2005

Blogtionary (n.) 


A humorous dictionary provided on the Internet in the form of a weblog—or ‘blog’ as it is commonly known—to give voice to the author's personal observations, obsessions, and general downright silliness. The aim of a blogtionary is to help narrow the gap between the large number of widely shared and understood experiences on the one hand, and the lack of any definitive or well documented terminology for those experiences on the other. 

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Monday - April 25, 2005

Misery cloud (n.) 


The oppressive atmosphere of fear and negativity that surrounds an ultrapessimist. 

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Monday - April 25, 2005

Air pants (n.) - updated 


What a Scotsman wears under his kilt. 

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Sunday - April 24, 2005

Shoulder nipples (pl. n.) 


Comical protuberances in the shoulders or other areas of an item of clothing that has been left to dry for too long on a coathanger or other non-flat surface. 

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