Air pants (n.) - updated 


What a Scotsman wears under his kilt. 

May also be used as a polite way of pointing out to strangers that their private parts are showing due to lack of underwear, flies being done, etc. as in ‘I can see your air pants’.

Air pants are also rumoured to have been the original subject of the David Bowie song Let's Dance, but the original lyric of ‘Put on your air pants and dance the blues’ was thought to have been too risqué and so was changed at the last minute to ‘red shoes’. 

Posted on Monday - April 25, 2005 at 09:54 AM            


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