Shoulder nipples (pl. n.)

Comical protuberances in the shoulders or other areas of an item of clothing that has been left to dry for too long on a coathanger or other non-flat surface.

Once established, shoulder nipples can generally only be removed by strenuous and repetitive ironing of the garment, or by concealing them with strategically placed accessories. [Although see the following article in Men's Health magazine for an alternative suggestion — Ed.]

Posted on Sunday - April 24, 2005 at 07:08 PM

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Shoulder nipples (pl. n.)

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