Intellectual masturbation (v.) 


Any engaging mental activity that is pursued solely for the self-gratification and pleasure of its active participants that has no other socially redeeming features whatsoever. 

Examples of intellectual masturbation include chess, crossword puzzles, writing obscure academics papers (or indeed blog entries) to be published in journals that no-one will ever read, and counting the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Cf. ‘musical masturbation‘—or ‘jazz’, as it is sometimes known—and sexual masturbation, an extremely healthy and pleasurable activity that is enjoyed by 98.7% of the human population. The remaining 1.3% are extremely tense. 

Posted on Monday - April 25, 2005 at 09:19 AM            


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