Probishness (n.)
The instinctive desire to want to stick things
into suitably proportioned holes, such as fingers up noses, plugs in sockets,
and penises, well, just about anywhere.
If it was not for this natural and instinctive
drive being instilled into us—particularly the male of the
species—by millions of years of evolution, the human race would no doubt
have died out long ago.
Posted on Tuesday - May 17, 2005 at 09:07 AM