Probishness (n.) 


The instinctive desire to want to stick things into suitably proportioned holes, such as fingers up noses, plugs in sockets, and penises, well, just about anywhere. 

If it was not for this natural and instinctive drive being instilled into us—particularly the male of the species—by millions of years of evolution, the human race would no doubt have died out long ago. 

Posted on Tuesday - May 17, 2005 at 09:07 AM            


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