Sunday - September 11, 2005

Blogstipation (n.) 


When you have something you really want to blog about, but for one reason or another due to lack of time, not knowing where to start, or the price of fish, no matter what you do, you just can't get it out, even though you really, really want to, so much so that it's actually starting to hurt a little. 

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Monday - April 25, 2005

Browse anxiety (n.) 


The vague feeling of uneasiness one gets with knowing that somebody else has access to one's Internet bookmarks ant/or browse history, regardless of whether one has actually been looking at inappropriate content or not. 

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Sunday - April 24, 2005

Blogorrhoea (n.) 


The practice of recording and publishing minute details and observations about one's life—often, but not exclusively, online and at excruciating length—for other people to read and comment on when there is no indication (and indeed, possibly every indication to the contrary) that they are even the slightest bit interested. 

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Sunday - April 24, 2005

Googilation (n.) 


The rush of joy and excitement that is experienced upon realising that one's own web site (blog, newsgroup entry, etc.) appears as the number one result of a simple Google web search. 

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Sunday - April 24, 2005

Cyberspatial vertigo (n.) 


The unpleasant lurch that one experiences in the pit of one's stomach upon realising that information made freely available through the Internet (web site, blog, etc.) may have unintended and potentially disastrous consequences (emotional distress, estrangement or, in extreme cases, losing one's job or indeed life) should it be read by a member of one's immediate family, boss, teacher, spouse, work colleagues, etc. 

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