Wednesday - May 18, 2005
Lustjunk (pl. n.)
Any highly desirable or luxury consumer item
that, despite having no actual need or use for whatsoever, nevertheless suddenly
becomes something that you must have and can no longer contemplate living
without.
Friday - April 29, 2005
Kilmarnock (n.)
When one farts when nobody is around only to be
surprised by a crowd of strangers who appear as if out of nowhere and as a
consequence think that you always smell like that, one is said to have committed
‘Kilmarnock’.
Friday - April 29, 2005
Garp (v.)
To burp or fart accidentally and without advance
warning because you had no prior knowledge that you were about to do
so.
Friday - April 29, 2005
Gaster (v.)
To burp or fart accidentally and without
realising that you have done it.
Wednesday - April 27, 2005
Boobishness (n.)
A feeling of mild discomfort or embarrassment
that is experienced by some people whilst in the company of a mother who is
breast-feeding, particularly one who is actually rather attractive or unusually
well-endowed.
Monday - April 25, 2005
Bumclimping (v.)
The unpleasant sensation of having pieces of
toilet paper stuck to one's bottom as a result of the widely followed practice
of ‘seat-skinning’.
Monday - April 25, 2005
Seat-skinning (v.)
The widely observed practice of covering a toilet
seat in tissue paper before sitting on it as a means of avoiding any sexually
transmitted diseases that might potentially be lingering there. Typically
undertaken as a matter of course in public lavatories throughout the world
except (curiously enough) in Belgium, where they don't care so much about these
kind of things.
Monday - April 25, 2005
Trimbleing (v.)
The practice of priming the toilet bowl with
paper before beginning a bowel movement, particularly where one is required to
do so in a public lavatory, for fear of splashback.
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