Bumclimping (v.) 


The unpleasant sensation of having pieces of toilet paper stuck to one's bottom as a result of the widely followed practice of ‘seat-skinning’. 

This is particularly unpleasant if any of the pieces of paper actually turn out to be moist, indicating insufficient preparation of the toilet seat surface before the seat-skin was applied. The only known remedy for such severe cases of bumclimping is to rush home immediately and immerse one's rear end in a weak solution of disinfectant for around half an hour or until the sensation has passed. 

Posted on Monday - April 25, 2005 at 11:04 AM            


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