Bumclimping (v.)
The unpleasant sensation of having pieces of
toilet paper stuck to one's bottom as a result of the widely followed practice
of ‘seat-skinning’.
This is particularly unpleasant if any of the
pieces of paper actually turn out to be moist, indicating insufficient
preparation of the toilet seat surface before the seat-skin was applied. The
only known remedy for such severe cases of bumclimping is to rush home
immediately and immerse one's rear end in a weak solution of disinfectant for
around half an hour or until the sensation has passed.
Posted on Monday - April 25, 2005 at 11:04 AM