Yes! YOU, TOO, can own a board! A cutting board! That can be used as a table
top! Set it anywhere! On table! On a counter! On the stovetop! It's pretty!
You can cut on it! It's wood!And it's only $40.
Seriously. For less money I can go to Home Depot (or Lowe's...I'm not free advertising...) and buy a piece of wood, stain it any color I want and cut it to any size I like. And, unless I'm actually cutting on it...why do I need a board on my counter? 'The Overboard'. Exactly.
OR!
Invisible ink! Write secret messages! Write messages that are secret! It shows up when warmed and disappears when cool! It's cool!
And it's $16.
OR!...OR!...use lemon juice. It's $1.60.
I'm beginning to feel cynical and it's only 8:30 in the morning. Could be an interesting day.
Seriously. For less money I can go to Home Depot (or Lowe's...I'm not free advertising...) and buy a piece of wood, stain it any color I want and cut it to any size I like. And, unless I'm actually cutting on it...why do I need a board on my counter? 'The Overboard'. Exactly.
OR!
Invisible ink! Write secret messages! Write messages that are secret! It shows up when warmed and disappears when cool! It's cool!
And it's $16.
OR!...OR!...use lemon juice. It's $1.60.
I'm beginning to feel cynical and it's only 8:30 in the morning. Could be an interesting day.
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