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function getHaloscanJavascript() {
var haloscanJavascript = '';
document.write(haloscanJavascript);
}
function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
var commentsCode = ' | ';
document.write(commentsCode);
}
function getAdsenseCode() {
var adsenseCode = '\n';
document.write(adsenseCode);
}
function getNextEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 0; i < entryUUIDsList.length -1; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Next ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getPreviousEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 1; i < entryUUIDsList.length; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Previous ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID) {
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if(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i] == entryUUID) {
return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Tech Ramblings';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
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if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'September 2006';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
| 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
| 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '161';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'Bizarre: 19
Computers: 21
Cool: 27
Environment: 10
Humor: 1
Macintosh: 8
Medical: 9
Physics: 11
Politics: 37
Space: 18
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
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for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' Bizarre
Computers
Cool
Environment
Humor
Macintosh
Medical
Physics
Politics
Space
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Bizarre Computers Cool Environment Humor Macintosh Medical Physics Politics Space ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' Bizarre
Computers
Cool
Environment
Humor
Macintosh
Medical
Physics
Politics
Space
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Bizarre Computers Cool Environment Humor Macintosh Medical Physics Politics Space ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' Bizarre
Computers
Cool
Environment
Humor
Macintosh
Medical
Physics
Politics
Space
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Bizarre Computers Cool Environment Humor Macintosh Medical Physics Politics Space ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'Bizarre
Computers
Cool
Environment
Humor
Macintosh
Medical
Physics
Politics
Space
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Bizarre Computers Cool Environment Humor Macintosh Medical Physics Politics Space ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'Bizarre
Computers
Cool
Environment
Humor
Macintosh
Medical
Physics
Politics
Space
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Bizarre Computers Cool Environment Humor Macintosh Medical Physics Politics Space ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'Bizarre
Computers
Cool
Environment
Humor
Macintosh
Medical
Physics
Politics
Space
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Bizarre Computers Cool Environment Humor Macintosh Medical Physics Politics Space ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'E. Karsten Smelser';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'karsten@techramblings.com';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}