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Published On: Apr 14, 2004 07:30 AM
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Honda goes Goldberg
Make sure you have Macromedia Flash 6 installed.
If you ever go to any web site, this is the one you HAVE to go see! Go watch it
before it's gone!
This is not computer generated. This is 100% for
real. Here's the link: Rube Goldberg &
Honda For those
interested: Lights!
Camera! Retake! (Filed:
13/04/2003) The Honda Accord
campaign launched last week looks certain to become an advertising legend.
Quentin Letts goes behind the scenes
Six hundred and six takes it took,
and if they had been forced to do a 607th it is probable, if not downright
certain, that one of the film crew would have snapped and gone mad.
On the first 605 occasions something
small, usually infuriatingly minute, went just slightly awry and the whole
delicate arrangement was wrecked. A drop too much oil there, or here maybe one
ball-bearing too many giving a fraction too much impetus to the movement. Whirr,
creak, crash, the entire, card-house of consequences was a write-off and they
had to start again. Honda's latest
television advertisement, a two-minute film called "Cog", is like a
fine-lubricated line of dominoes. It begins with a transmission bearing which
rolls into a synchro hub which in turn rolls into a gear wheel cog and plummets
off a table on to a camshaft and pulley wheel. All the parts are from the new
Honda Accord - £16,495 to you, guv'nor, or £6 million if you want to
pay for the advertising campaign. And what an amazing ad campaign it is, too.
Back on Cog, things are still moving, in
a what-happened-next manner redolent of "there was an old woman who swallowed a
fly". With a ting and a ding of metal on metal, a thud of contact and the
occasional thwock, plop and extended scraping sound, the viewer watches as
individual, stripped-down parts of car roll into one another and set off more
reactions. Three valve stems roll down a
sloped bonnet. An exhaust box is pushed with just enough energy into a rear
suspension link which nudges a transmission selector arm which releases the
brake pedal loaded with a small rubber brake grommit. Catapult! Boing! On goes
the beautiful dance, everything intricately balanced and poised. Nothing must be
even a sixteenth of an inch off course or the momentum will be lost.
At one point three tyres, amazingly,
roll uphill. They do so because inside they have been weighted with bolts and
screws which have been positioned with fingertip care so that the slightest kiss
of kinetic energy pushes them over, onward and, yes, upward. During the
pre-shoot set-ups, film assistants had to tiptoe round the set so as not to
disturb the feather-sensitive superstructure of the arranged metalwork. The
slightest tremor of an ill-judged hand could have undone hours of work.
Utter silence, a check that the lighting
is just right, and "action!". Scores of grown men hold their breath as the
cameras roll. An oil can is tipped and glugs just enough of its contents on to a
shelf that has been weighted with a Honda flywheel. Some valve springs roll into
the oil and are slowed to a pace perfect to make them drop into a cylinder head
assembly. If all these technical names
are confusing, that is partly the point. The advertisement was designed to show
motorists all the fiddly little bits of engineering that go into the modern
Honda. The result, in this film at least, is something approaching mechanical
perfection and a bewitching aesthetic. As car adverts go, it certainly beats the
"Nicole! Papa!" school of commercial. If
nothing else, Cog is a welcome departure from the generality of car
advertisements that feature winding-road landcapes, empty highways and clear
blue skies. The absence of people from the commercial at least saved Honda
having to make any regional alterations.
It will be able to be shown everywhere
from Japan to South America, Finland to the Maldives, without any more
alteration than perhaps a change of the closing voiceover, currently delivered
by laid-back Garrison Keillor, the American author, who announces: "Isn't it
nice when things just work?" Cog looks
certain to become an advertising legend and part of its allure is the seemingly
effortless way the relay of parts slide and touch and roll with such apparent
ease. The reality of the film's production was slightly different. It was, by
most measures of human patience, a nightmare.
Filming was done over four
near-sleepless days in a Paris studio, after one month of script approval, two
months of concept drawings and a further four months of development and testing.
One of the more surprising things about the ad is that it was not a cheat.
Although it would have been much easier to fiddle the chain of events by using
computer graphics, the seesaw and shunt of events really did happen, and in one,
clean take. The bigshots at Honda's
world headquarters in Japan, when shown Cog for the first time, replied that
yes, it was very clever, and how impressive trick photography was these days.
When told that it was all real, they were astonished.
One of the more striking moments in the
film is when a lone windscreen wiper blade helicopters through the air,
suspended from a line of metal twine. "That was the first and last time it
worked properly," recalls Tony Davidson, of the London-based advertising agency
Wieden & Kennedy. "I wanted it to look like ballet."
After that, a few yards and several
ingenious connections down the assembly line, another pair of windscreen wiper
blades is squirted by an activated washer jet. Because Honda wipers have
automatic sensors that can detect water, they start a crablike crawl across the
floor. It is as though they have come to life.
As take 300 led to 400 which led to 500,
a certain madness settled on the crew. Rob Steiner, the agency producer, started
talking about "our friends, the parts", but in the slightly menacing tone of a
primary school teacher discussing her charges at the end of a trying day. Some
workers on the film went whole days without sleep and had to be asked to stay
away from the more delicate parts of the assembly. Others started to have bad
dreams about throttle activator shafts and bonnet release cables.
When things were going wrong - a tyre
that kept trundling off to the left, or a rocker shaft that kept toppling over
like a tipsy cyclist - the production lads on the shoot would start grumbling
that "the parts are being very moody today".
Commercial makers are often accustomed
to working with human prima donnas but no Hollywood starlet, no footballing
prodigy or showbiz celeb, was ever as troublesome and unpredictable as the con
rods and pulley wheels and solenoids that Davidson, Steiner and Co had to work
with. Towards the end of the production,
Olivier Coulhon, the first assistant director, had spent so many hours in the
darkened studio that his skin had turned a luminous green and his eyes had sunk
deep into his Gallic cheeks. Antoine
Bardou-Jacquet, the commercial's director, kept puffing out his cheeks and
whinneying, a note of deranged despair twitching at the corners of his mouth.
Asked how long he had been working on the commercial, he gave a high-pitched
giggle and replied: "Five years? Or is it eight?" It felt that long.
Two hand-made pre-production Accords -
there were only six in existence in the entire world - were needed for the
exercise, one of them being ripped apart and cannibalised to the considerable
distress of Honda engineers. By the end of the months-long production, the film
had used so many spare parts that two articulated lorries were required to take
them away. The idea for the advert
derived partly from the old children's game Mouse Trap, and from the wacky
engineering of Caractacus Potts's breakfast-making machine in the Sixties film
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. The corporate
suits at Honda liked the idea immediately, despite the high costs of production
and the fact that it was more than twice as long, and therefore twice as pricey,
as normal car ads. The two-minute
version of the ad ran for the first time last Sunday during the Brazilian Grand
Prix, and brought pubgoers across the nation to a wide-eyed speechlessness after
the Manchester United v Real Madrid game on Tuesday night.
"It was a painstaking process, a tough
experience," says Honda's communications manager Matt Coombe, recalling the
making of Cog. Some of the original ideas, such as one stunt involving an
airbag, had to be dropped owing to a shortage of new Accord parts or simply
because they were too hard to set up. And on some takes the process would go
perfectly until agonisingly close to the end.
"It was like watching a brilliant
footballer weaving his way the whole way through a defending team's players, and
then shooting wide right at the end," says Tony Davidson. The crew resorted to
placing bets on which part of the sequence would go wrong. Invariably it was the
windscreen wipers. When the final, 606th
take eventually succeeded, there was a stunned silence around the Paris studio.
Then, like shipwrecked mariners finally realising that their ordeal was at an
end, the team broke into a careworn chorus of increasingly defiant cheers and
hurrahs. Champagne bottles popped. The
cylinder liner had brushed its nose affectionately against the rocker shaft and
the gear wheel cog for the last time. The interior grab handles and the
suspension spring coils had done their bit. A classic was complete. Cog was in
the can.
Posted: Sat
- May 17, 2003 at 08:43 PM
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