GRATEFUL SLAVE
Via Michael X
GRATEFUL
SLAVE
Copyright 1993 ZENO
Press
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by Paine's
Torch
I am a grateful
slave.
My master is a good
man.
He gives me food, shelter, work and other
things.
All he requires in return is that I
obey him.
I am told he has the power to control
my life.
I look up to
him,
and wish that I were so
powerful.
My master must understand the world
better than I,
because he was chosen by many
others
for his respected
position.
I sometimes
complain,
but fear I cannot live without his
help.
He is a good
man.
My master protects my money from
theft,
before and after he takes half of
it.
Before taking his
half,
he says only he can protect my
money.
After taking it, he says it is still
mine.
When he spends my
money,
he says I own the things he has
bought.
I don't understand this, but I believe
him.
He is a good
man.
I need my master for
protection,
because others would hurt
me.
Or, they would take my
money
and use it for
themselves.
My master is better than
them:
When my master takes my money, I still
own it.
The things he buys are
mine.
I cannot sell
them,
or decide how they are
used,
but they are
mine.
My master tells me
so,
and I believe
him.
He is a good
man.
My master provides free education
for my children.
He teaches them to respect and
obey him
and all future masters they will
have.
He says they are being taught
well;
learning things they will need to know in
the future.
I believe
him.
He is a good
man.
My master cares about other
masters,
who don't have good
slaves.
He makes me contribute to their
support.
I don't understand why slaves must
work
for more than one
master,
but my master says it is
necessary.
I believe
him.
He is a good
man.
Other slaves ask my master for some
of my money.
Since he is good to them as he is
to me, he agrees.
This means he must take more
of my money;
but he says this is good for
me.
I ask my master why it would not be
better
to let each of us keep our own
money.
He says it is because he
knows
what is best for each of
us.
We believe
him.
He is a good
man.
My master tells
me:
Evil masters in other places are not as
good as he;
they threaten our comfortable
lifestyle and peace.
So, he sends my
children
to fight the slaves of evil
masters.
I mourn their
deaths,
but my master says it is
necessary.
He gives me medals for their
sacrifice,
and I believe
him.
He is a good
man.
Good masters sometimes have to kill
evil masters,
and their
slaves.
This is necessary to preserve our way
of life;
to show others that our version of
slavery is the best.
I asked my
master:
Why do evil masters' slaves have to be
killed,
along with their evil
master?
He
said:
"Because they carry out his evil
deeds."
"Besides, they could never learn our
system;
they have been indoctrinated to
believe
that only their master is
good."
My master knows what is
best.
He protects me and my
children.
He is a good
man.
My master lets me vote for a new
master,
every few
years.
I cannot vote to have no
master,
but he generously lets me
choose
between two candidates he has
selected.
I eagerly wait until election
day,
since voting allows me to forget that I am
a slave.
Until then, my current master tells me
what to do.
I accept
this.
It has always been
so,
and I would not change
tradition.
My master is a good
man.
At the last
election,
about half the slaves were allowed to
vote.
The other half had broken rules set by
the master,
or were not thought by him to be
fit.
Those who break the
rules
should know better than to
disobey!
Those not considered fit should
gratefully accept
the master chosen for them by
others.
It is right, because we have always
done it this way.
My master is a good
man.
There were two
candidates.
One received a majority of the vote
-
about one-fourth of the slave
population.
I asked why the new
master
can rule over all the
slaves,
if he only received votes from
one-fourth of them?
My master
said:
"Because some wise masters long
ago
did it that
way."
"Besides, you are the
slaves;
and we are the
master."
I did not understand his answer, but I
believed him.
My master knows what is best for
me.
He is a good
man.
Some slaves have evil
masters.
They take more than half of their
slaves' money
and are chosen by only
one-tenth,
rather than one-fourth, of their
slaves.
My master says they are different from
him.
I believe
him.
He is a good
man.
I asked if I could ever become a
master,
instead of a
slave.
My master said, "Yes, anything is
possible."
"But first you must pledge
allegiance
to your present
master,
and promise not to abandon the
system
that made you a
slave."
I am encouraged by this
possibility.
My master is a good
man.
He tells me slaves are the real
masters,
because they can vote for their
masters.
I do not understand this, but I
believe him.
He is a good
man;
who lives for no other
purpose
than to make his slaves
happy.
I asked if I could be neither a
master nor a slave.
My master said, "No, you
must be one or the other."
"There are not other
choices."
I believe
him.
He knows
best.
He is a good
man.
I asked my master how our system is
different,
from those evil
masters.
He
said:
"In our system, masters work for the
slaves."
No longer confused, I am beginning to
accept his logic.
Now I see
it!
Slaves are in control of their
masters,
because they can choose new masters
every few years.
When the masters appear to
control the slaves
in between
elections,
it is all a grand
delusion!
In reality, they are carrying out the
slaves' desires.
For if this were not
so,
they would not have been chosen in the last
election.
How clear it is to me
now!
I shall never doubt the system
again.
My master is a good man.
Posted: Tue - December
25, 2007 at 12:27 PM