CD's

already rare and sought after limited edition
Frying the Neighbours EP complete with misspellings!

then there's:

Big Red including such tracks as Beefheart's Greenhouse and Science. - £3

Rude Mechanicals Live at the Portland - £3

Flying Lessons EP - £3

DIY Flying Pack £6

(limited edition of 100) containing:

Flying Lessons EP,
instructions on flying,
drawings by Miss Roberts,
a feather,
and a light snack for for the journey.
All contained in a plastic Lunch Box.

Homemade EP £3

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T-Shirts

£12 each - white T-shirts with;

the Rude Man logo on the front

Big Kiss on the front

Very Rude on the front

Or..... get Miss Roberts to design
and create for you your very own
original T-shirt!
mmm...sexy.

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Buy them at gigs, order them by e-mail/phone (020 7610 9469), hunt them down in those rare yet astonishingly beautiful record shops brave enough to sell such rudeness.

Inside a Flying Pack

"stand with your hands outstretched, close your eyes, breath into your stomach, mmm....soft and smooth"

Miss Roberts, Instructions for Flying