Incessantly nonsensical scripts for fun and profit.

CAVEAT EMPTOR: Download/Use at own risk! If you were directed here by Jr, you would have heard his dire warnings of sheer doom and destruction. Download/Use at own risk! If you came here on your own, welcome, you are on your own. Download/Use at own risk!

  1. If it's stupid, I did it. Otherwise, somebody else must have done it.
  2. Most ain't pretty/clean/objective.
  3. Due credit is given to repective authors as far as I can remember. If you did some stuff here and was not credited, let me know!
  4. Tested only on my own system: 10.3.1, DevTools, QT Pro. Your mileage WILL vary!
  5. Scripts marked for Applet are better saved as applications for drag/drop or double-clicking.
  6. Thanks to If Then Software for ScriptLinker. GREAT PRODUCT, GUYS!!!

Please click on the link to open the scripts in Script Editor

Script name Description Try? Demonstrates Caveat Applet
MoviePicker Having an argument with the missus on which movie to watch? Ayep! Lists, random
PolyACounter Counts no. of polyAs in a DNA sequence Ayep! File read/write, repeats
SMBMounter Script to mount SMB share Ayep! open location, display dialog Password entered in the clear! Yes
Direcsurrect Scan /Users, recreate missing default folders Ayep! Lists, do shell scripts
EggShellTimer Times shell commands Ayep! N.M.R. Yes
Eraser Erase anything, just like Arnie can!* Ayep! N.M.R. Password entered in the clear!
iChatScroller Scrolling text for iChat Ayep! iChat scripting Credit: shayman
iChatPicSpinner Spins your user pic in iChatAV! Ayep! iChat scripting, Image Capture Scripting Credit: shayman Yes
LoginWindow Goto login window immediately Ayep! N.M.R. Yes
NRICheck Checksum Singapore NRIC numbers Ayep! THE checksum, of course!
VCDPlayer D-4 VCD player for Panther Ayep! QuickTime Yes
PDF2JPEG Converts PDF screenshots to jpegs Ayep! SIPS Yes
RandomNucleoties Generates random nucleotide sequences for testing Ayep! N.M.R.
SMARTCheck Check SMART status of your hard drive Ayep! N.M.R. Yes
Check5thWave Check for 5th Wave New Comic Ayep! N.M.R.
EnableCalViews Enable Full Calculator.app functionality Ayep! N.M.R.

N.M.R. - Nothing much, really...