The top 10 reasons why juggling is better than sex

1. You don't need a partner to juggle
2. Having blue balls isn't a bad thing
3. Jugglers aren't judged by the size of their balls
4. Don't have to wear protection
5. Don't have to worry about how many other people your partner has juggled with
6. Don't have to worry if your juggling partner is a minor
7. After juggling, you can do it again right away
8. Easier to keep balls in the air for long periods of time
9. Don't need nine months to recover from a mistake
10. When you finish, your balls are just as hard as when you started