Here are a good couple of quotes I've picked up over time. Enjoy!
See also the serious quotes and the technology quotes
It's not enough not to have no opinion, you also have to be incapable to express it.
Planning means replacing coincidence with error.
Der "goldene Mittelweg" verlauft mit Vorliebe im Sand.
(The "golden mean" typically ends in nothing)
Being paranoid doesn't mean nobody is going after you.
Where I am there is chaos -- but I can't be everywhere...
God thinks in the geniuses, he dreams in the poets and he sleeps in the remaining people. -- Andre Heller
A piece of toast always lands on the buttered side. A cat always lands on its feet. So if you attach a piece of toast to a cat's back, butter side out and drop it from a building, it will hover mere inches over the ground, confused about what to do.
Everything that I know I learned from killing smart people and eating their brains.
Before criticizing somebody you should first walk a mile in their shoes...
...then you are a mile away and you got their shoes.