Carlo has always struggled with the personal pronoun. He started off by saying 'you carry you?' when he wanted to be picked up.

Now he has adopted a pseudo French construction for everything.

"I've had enough me."

"Me I want one."

"You me give this to me."

At least he's stopped muttering in Arabic.

Meanwhile, Maria rushed past us this week calling out, "Mum! I'm just gonna take a piss!"