It's hard to see why the Germans are even going to turn up tonight, other than I suppose, Italy need to have some meat on the spitroast.

Consider these persuasive details:

Italy have conceded only one goal at this world cup - and that was an own goal. No one can score against the Azzurri.

Italy has not been beaten in 23 consecutive matches.

During this unbeaten run they have faced Germany - back in March. Italy won 4-1. Count em. 4-1.

Italy and Germany have played four times in previous world cups. Italy has won twice and two games were drawn. Check that: Germany has never beaten Italy in a world cup. Today's not looking good for them either.

In four previous World Cup encounters, Italy have won twice and drawn twice.

Let's not forget 1982. To tell you the truth, I haven't forgotten 1982, not for one minute. 3-1. 3-1! To us.

Also, fate is on our side because Italians are cooler. Ask anyone.