Coffee Beer

Ha ha...get a load of this:

"Patenting is in the works for a non-alcoholic fermented beverage that smells and tastes like coffee but has the body of beer."



They might be missing something quite important about the consumer uses of both beverages.

I mean, imagine Sunday morning after a bender, pouring yourself a cup of that. Unless on the bender itself this was substituted for actual beer. Wouldn't that, umm, defeat the whole purpose of drinking beer in the first place?

Imagine the swivels your eyeballs would be doing after a six pack of these.
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