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function getHaloscanJavascript() {
var haloscanJavascript = '';
document.write(haloscanJavascript);
}
function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
var commentsCode = '';
document.write(commentsCode);
}
function getAdsenseCode() {
var adsenseCode = '';
document.write(adsenseCode);
}
function getNextEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 0; i < entryUUIDsList.length -1; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Next ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getPreviousEntryLink(currentUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 1; i < entryUUIDsList.length; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == currentUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Previous ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID) {
var entryCategoryUUIDPairs = new Array("E20060131151328","C35376042","E20060125155623","C35376042","E20060121170337","C651397321","E20051116163148","C651397321","E20051108110026","C1254374892","E20051102111527","C1254374892","E20051012162701","C423147609","E20050919133523","C423147609","E20050909104144","C1668718761","E20050830133949","C1254374892","E20050825090148","C1254374892","E20050722151641","C35376042","E20050722111432","C1668718761","E20050707193648","C1757694894","E20050705115407","C1757694894","E20050701100724","C1254374892","E20050629105019","C651397321","E837930947","C651397321","E459040979","C651397321","E662702634","C651397321","E176050236","C1254374892","E1100699707","C325729072","E1067701804","C423147609","E1807657976","C1254374892","E109647505","C1079521023","E533111824","C423147609","E362251451","C651397321","E1592987149","C1254374892","E1270149668","C1079521023","E2021042792","C1079521023","E1517894379","C423147609","E882181904","C1131417769","E1419373910","C1079521023","E1357901225","C651397321","E1848244857","C423147609","E2018512268","C423147609","E1173748244","C35376042","E378580397","C423147609","E181448243","C651397321","E1129225383","C1079521023","E646834718","C1079521023","E997609027","C1254374892","E862036671","C1079521023","E678447937","C1811032751","E460832547","C325729072","E135110962","C1131417769","E454429120","C1131417769","E177032324","C1131417769","E2132971584","C325729072","E2113644419","C423147609","E2039508262","C35376042","E291560598","C1254374892","E236839594","C1811032751","E2045381561","C423147609","E1001803927","C423147609","E968258013","C1254374892","E101001988","C651397321","E1731299203","C423147609","E1655952113","C1079521023","E889863013","C1131417769","E2024988368","C1254374892","E2033721596","C1757694894","E1895744431","C325729072","E2018841992","C1757694894","E97993699","C1811032751","E741267529","C1811032751","E1229597575","C1811032751","E955170373","C1254374892","E1148960050","C1254374892","E953872987","C1254374892","E1366587686","C1757694894","E1191953783","C325729072","E1220793297","C1668718761","E1438711998","C1757694894","E457583733","C651397321","E1336796381","C1757694894","E2122720835","C1757694894","E1885126946","C1811032751","E1304567383","C1811032751","E165612132","C1811032751","E1210185164","C1079521023","E1866203700","C1079521023","E355224983","C1079521023","E1128243848","C1131417769","E537330982","C1757694894","E883801742","C423147609","E2002264916","C1079521023","E158823133","C35376042","E938284425","C1079521023","E447895769","C35376042","E407971275","C35376042","E885674395","C35376042","E930339297","C325729072","E461445396","C325729072","E975068463","C325729072","E1411640767","C1079521023","E115433370","C1757694894","E1592684915","C1131417769","E1842075646","C651397321","E453046953","C35376042","E904058996","C1079521023","E808279464","C1079521023","E1539449718","C651397321","E1532201440","C1668718761","E422632240","C1668718761","E2047143973","C1757694894","E748808485","C651397321","E1111743816","C143466720","E1788872341","C1254374892","E1126191851","C1757694894","E791330318","C143466720","E747976156","C143466720","E1647133864","C1757694894","E615267891","C651397321","E1600930680","C1254374892","E693850250","C1131417769","E1521048334","C143466720","E80771069","C651397321","E296720809","C1254374892","E818056243","C143466720","E485331853","C1811032751","E1397410632","C143466720","E106391864","C1757694894","E1197779970","C143466720","E140799605","C143466720","E193608531","C35376042","E1582938202","C35376042","E35220687","C143466720","E1141793995","C1131417769","E1648587744","C1757694894","E1477716957","C651397321","E1747844405","C1131417769","E1230957190","C143466720");
for(var i = 0; i < entryCategoryUUIDPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i] == entryUUID) {
return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'Thoughts on Modern Life';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C1668718761","Funny","C1254374892","Cool things","C1757694894","Ranting","C1131417769","Technology","C651397321","Cars","C1079521023","Books","C423147609","Science","C325729072","The World","C143466720","unfiled","C35376042","Location location location","C1811032751","Food");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'February 2006';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |
| 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
| 26 | 27 | 28 | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '133';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'Books: 16
Cars: 17
Cool things: 18
Food: 9
Funny: 5
Location location location: 12
Ranting: 15
Science: 13
Technology: 10
The World: 8
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C1668718761","5","C1254374892","18","C1757694894","15","C1131417769","10","C651397321","17","C1079521023","16","C423147609","13","C325729072","8","C143466720","10","C35376042","12","C1811032751","9");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' Books
Cars
Cool things
Food
Funny
Location location location
Ranting
Science
Technology
The World
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Books Cars Cool things Food Funny Location location location Ranting Science Technology The World ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' Books
Cars
Cool things
Food
Funny
Location location location
Ranting
Science
Technology
The World
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Books Cars Cool things Food Funny Location location location Ranting Science Technology The World ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' Books
Cars
Cool things
Food
Funny
Location location location
Ranting
Science
Technology
The World
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' Books Cars Cool things Food Funny Location location location Ranting Science Technology The World ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'Books
Cars
Cool things
Food
Funny
Location location location
Ranting
Science
Technology
The World
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Books Cars Cool things Food Funny Location location location Ranting Science Technology The World ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'Books
Cars
Cool things
Food
Funny
Location location location
Ranting
Science
Technology
The World
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Books Cars Cool things Food Funny Location location location Ranting Science Technology The World ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'Books
Cars
Cool things
Food
Funny
Location location location
Ranting
Science
Technology
The World
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'Books Cars Cool things Food Funny Location location location Ranting Science Technology The World ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'Jonathan';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'jonathan@gitlin.co.uk';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}