World Religions


I know that I should be listening, but this slide was so funny I thought I'd share...

If you need a crash course on world religions, I humbly submit the following list:

Taoism - Stuff Happens
Hinduism – This stuff happened before
Confucianism – Confucius say, “Stuff happens”
Buddhism – If stuff happens, it isn’t really stuff
Zen – What is the sound of stuff happening
Islam – If stuff happens, it is Allah’s will
Atheism – There is no stuff
Agnosticism - I don’t know whether stuff happens
Voodoo – Make stuff happen to someone else
Protestantism – Stuff won’t happen if I just work harder
Catholicism – If stuff happens, I deserved it
Judaism – Why does stuff always happen to me

If you are lost, just become a Contemporary Christian - then none of the stuff matter. We just worship right on through the stuff and don't even think about it. Or something like that.

Posted: Mon - March 14, 2005 at 02:40 PM        


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