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I have to put this here just so no one is needlessly offended (its the chaplain in me)
If you are not a Bible-believing, evangelical, baptistic person with thick skin and can't take some cynical looks at your faith - you will not want to read the following entry. Just so you know. I'm not trying to offend - I just had a long day at churches that are not mine and I need to vent. If you want
to believe that there are three places you can go after you die - thats up to you. I mean hey, you can make up anything you want - after all some people believe that the Earth is flat. Doesn't make you right - kinda makes you a, well, see - its happening. Just don't continue. Leave this page.

You did it. You went here anyway. Ok, I warned you. Be prepared for some partisan comments. Its your choice.
We were given an assignment several weeks ago to go to all denominations services. We have had several weeks to do the assignment and I have left some churches till last. Today I went to four - thats right - four services. I feel thoroughly churched. However, I still feel like I have not heard nor experienced the Word.
The day started bight and early with the Episcopalians. They are in the second week of Lent and that was the focus of the service. Interestingly, I enjoyed that service more than any other. As it started at 0800 I (and everyone else in the sanctuary) were a bit bleary-eyed but the homily (sermon) was good and the service was ok. The Episcopalians do not seem to practice the veneration of Mary so that was not present in the service. Outside of the communion practices I didn't find anything about the service objectionable. I believe the Nicene Creed, Apostles Creed and I too, ask for Christ's forgiveness. Therefore, except for the deplorable lack of singing, it was alright. It was as close to Church as it got for me. They rang a bell though and I was not expecting it. Scared the hooah right out of me. I think I actually jumped. There should be a note in the service or something like - "after this next prayer, we are going to ring a loud bell. It will sound like the bell that rings in Scrooge as Marley comes up the stairs and will spook you. Be not afraid, you'll make it through." That would have been nice. Now, I will say that it did put the whole experience into a genre that was reverent, but it still spooked me.
The next service was at the Main Post Chapel. It was the Catholic service and was very well attended. Now, you need to know that one of my closest friends here at CHOBC has been Father Sean Poland. Some day I'll tell you his story. Its fascinating. He comes from Northern Ireland during the uprisings and well, I'll tell you another time. Anyway, the point is that he personally has tried my understanding of salvation. We are going to have a long talk about it sometime. But as he puts it - "Catholics trust Christ for salvation. Its simple faith. They just express it though the Sacramental System." Now, I really like him and he is practically a Protestant, but I still was very uncomfortable in the service. (Side note: he was stressing about writing his sermon for the field service. He's 48 years old and has been a priest for about 16 years. I said, "Sean, just use an old one - you'll be fine!" He responded that he didn't have one. I was shocked. It was then that I found out that priests do not write sermons. They give the homily (with their observations and in their style) from the book of prayer (or whatever it is called). He noted that he knew how to prepare a message from his Harvard days but had never actually done it. I showed him mine and gave him a quick refresher course. It was ironic that a 26 year-old Evangelical Protestant was giving exegetical tips to a priest. You'd have to be there.) Anyway, back to topic. I was at the catholic service. I just do not get into having to pray to Mary in order to get my sins forgiven. Just rubs me the wrong way. And the way they talked about the Pope. I mean he's a good guy and all but really - he's not god. Good grief! Someone in the Church really needs to take some music classes and come up with some singable music. Chant just does not work in English. So the Catholic service just didn't do it for me I guess.
Which brought me the Gospel service. This one disappointed me the most and I think is was because I was expecting to find some redemptive value in my sunday. I did go late (after all I have been to many Gospel services and I know the time frame - they don't even get to the message until an hour and a half into the service! ) I will say that at least the music was worth listening to. It was exciting, the pastor was getting divine revelation (God told him that the church needed to get back to their first love. Funny, I thought I read that in Revelation. But then I must have been reading something else.) Oh, and the "first love" became the theme of the service. In fact, we were admonished not only to give the tithe and offering but a "first love" offering on top of that. The "first love" offering was distinct from the offering cause it is given out of love. Not sure how that works - and it is also distinct from the "sacrificial offering" because, well, I can't even figure out how but the preacher said it was. Then, after an hour of healing and crying, the message was given. The good Reverend (it was a woman, which I have no problem with really, except that the theme of the message was how she was going to conquer the evil spirit that makes her fat and fit into a smaller dress. Ok, so I am picking here but honestly, thats the majority of what she talked about) got up to preach. I would have liked it more, but she screamed so much that I only actually understood about a third of what she said. She had everyone under thirty stand up and commended them for getting good grades. First time I've had that since, well, I can't remember. Is that a sign that I'm getting older? Whew, finally.
Well I snuck out of that service and went to the LDS service. Yes, I am talking about the Mormons. This service was the least one that I wanted to attend. In fact, I was was dreading every minute. I deliberately was late so I could just stand in the lobby and observe from a distance. Fun fact for the day: The mormons do not use wine or grape juice in their communion, they use water. Ok, so its not so fun, but its the only thing I can think of that was interesting about the service. Its like an AA meeting. Different people get up and talk about living right and quote the teachings of different presidents. As I was in the foyer, I couldn't hear everything that was said and was just fine with that. What was making my stomach turn was the talking going on behind me. There were two missionaries there and one of them had a young lady and was diligently trying to convert her to Mormonism. Now, don't judge me, I was under strict orders not to interrupt or disturb the services in any way. So I was in a quandary. Here was this guy trying to sell this woman a pack of lies. Honestly, I felt oppressed and angry as I heard him twist the words of Paul and Christ and use them to further the lies of lesser men. On any other occasion, I would have at the very least joined the discussion and offer a differing viewpoint just so the girl would see that this was a pile of, well, again I am limited. So I did something even better, I began to pray in the name of Jesus that his counsel would be confounded. I interceded on behalf of that girl as long as I stood there. She kept getting confused and the missionary got frustrated. Interestingly, he took her to another room and I don't know what came of it. I left the service feeling like I needed to take a shower. I went home and read some old sermons just to fill my mind with some truth.
The interesting thing was the emphasis of each service. The Catholic and Episcopalian services centered on the communion, in the Gospel service it was the catch phrase that appeared, and in the Mormon service... I still am trying to figure that one out. What I noticed most in the Mormon service was the absolute lack of joy. Admittedly, it was a bunch of tired basic trainees but even in the overweight, elders on stage there was a lack of any interest whatsoever. One guy just slept for the majority of the service. He would wake up between elements. I got the feeling that they were not actually worshiping anything. At least in the other services there were elements of sincerity and honor in the service. At the LDS service I felt nothing. Some of this I think I could attribute to my own uncomfort but I still have to give myself some spiritual intuition.
I did reflect on the Evangelical traditional service in comparison. In this tradition, the main point of any service is the sermon. There are sermons in every event. You can't have a weenie roast without someone preaching. The result of this obsession is that the preacher becomes the focal point of of the church. There is something to be learned in all this. The services I went to the earliest focused on Christ, not the singer (and you need to know that I love music and would never imply that we should have less music or that the music does not provide this element in a church service. We should however take account of out worship time to find out what the focus of the music is - mostly it is us. We are the emphasis of most worship sessions, not Christ. Just a thought.), or the preacher's message. It was interesting to me while having the sermon discussion with Sean (see above) I realized that most (if not the overwhelming majority) of what I studied in seminary and college revolved around composing and delivering the sermon. In this tradition, it is the sermon that is the pastor's main job. Thus, I have very little actual training on the traditional role of the pastor - marrying, burying, visiting etc. I guess that is just supposed to be learned elsewhere. In the future - communion will play a much more significant role in services that I am involved with.
This tirade has been brought to you by the US Army Chaplain Corps - we'll always be there for ya!


Posted: Mon - February 21, 2005 at 12:29 PM        


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