The Mystic River Press and the Search for Meaning
Each week the postperson hereabouts inflicts not
one, but two, free community newspapers on us innocent Grotonites. Both the
Mystic River
Press and the
Groton
Times share the defect of poor editing,
manifested in almost every article by atrocious grammatical slips. But the
Mystic River
Press has one thing the
Times
doesn't have, an editorial cartoonist that I will have the courtesy not to
attempt to name.I reproduce below the
latest cartoon. I defy anyone to explain it.
Now, I overlook the fact that Diana
Urban, a member of the House of Representatives, has no senatorial hat to doff
(does the cartoonist really mean "don", not that it matters). Even bloggers make
mistakes, so why not cartoonists. But what is "cognitive perusal"? (There are
exactly zero Google hits where the words are paired. This post will probably
shoot to the top of that particular search). What does Donald Trump have to do
with whatever the subject of this cartoon happens to be? And finally, what is
the subject of this cartoon?Lest you
think this is an anomaly, I hereby confess that I have yet to understand a
single cartoon from the pen of this person who shall remain unnamed. In those
rare instances that a cartoon refers to some recognizable event or issue, I have
never yet been able to glean the point the cartoonist is trying to make about
said event or issue. But I pair with these admissions the assertion that no
living being could make any more sense of these cartoons than
me.Perspicacious readers might note
that I am a fan of Zippy comics, which is often every bit as incomprehensible.
This I admit, but I deny the comparison. Zippy operates at a subconscious level,
and at at that level, he makes sense, or at least rings true. This stuff isn't
deep enough to operate at that level. It is not inspired nonsense. It simply
makes no sense.UPDATE: A commenter has
come up with a comprehensible interpretation of this cartoon. While she has
resorted to some speculation, that speculation appears to be based on more than
just cognitive perusal. I doff my Blogertorial hat to
her.CONFESSION: Post edited to correct
grammatical error.
Posted: Thursday - February 22, 2007 at 06:18 PM