An Open letter to Joe Lieberman
Dear
Joe:
Please do something funny or stupid over the weekend. Maybe you can try to physically force your way into the ranks of the Democrats at the Newtown Parade. Maybe you can pick a fight with Ned Lamont while you're marching. Maybe you can come out with an even stupider commercial than the last one. Maybe you can make some patently ridiculous statement about Iraq. You must have some of those in reserve.
I know you've got it in you. Please, I'm begging. It's getting harder and harder to come up with stuff to write about. For a long time there we could count on you, or Sean, or Dan to do or say something that would be good for a laugh, or at least a heaping pile of scorn. But for the past half day or so-Nothing.
Maybe you can't focus because you're bummed out cuz the Democrats in the Senate don't much like you anymore . I doubt it, but it's always possible. Whatever the reason, you and Dan have to get your game back. You're letting us down.
Sincerely,
Please do something funny or stupid over the weekend. Maybe you can try to physically force your way into the ranks of the Democrats at the Newtown Parade. Maybe you can pick a fight with Ned Lamont while you're marching. Maybe you can come out with an even stupider commercial than the last one. Maybe you can make some patently ridiculous statement about Iraq. You must have some of those in reserve.
I know you've got it in you. Please, I'm begging. It's getting harder and harder to come up with stuff to write about. For a long time there we could count on you, or Sean, or Dan to do or say something that would be good for a laugh, or at least a heaping pile of scorn. But for the past half day or so-Nothing.
Maybe you can't focus because you're bummed out cuz the Democrats in the Senate don't much like you anymore . I doubt it, but it's always possible. Whatever the reason, you and Dan have to get your game back. You're letting us down.
Sincerely,
Posted: Friday - September 01, 2006 at 09:01 PM
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