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Dear Diary,
Well, things are going great in the campaign. We've knocked the socks off of Lamont with our latest TV ad. Everyone loves it. There's been a bit of a fuss about whether it shows a sunrise or a sunset, but that's really missing the point. It may show a literal sunset, but it's a metaphorical sunrise. It's sort of like Iraq. It may be falling completely apart, and we may have totally failed in accomplishing whatever our mission was, but it's been a metaphorical success. I mean, lot's of people there have cellphones.
Those stupid Lamontites can't understand metaphor, though. They're so childish. Here's a picture one of them took:
Nowhere near as clever as my ads.
But the big news is that I've challenged Ned, Alan, Ralph and Timothy to debate. Dan says that now that I've finished the anger management classes I can try again. Actually, he didn't say I could try again, he said I have to try again. Something about internal polls not looking so good.
One good thing, if we do the debates, I'll have an excuse for skipping the Democratic caucuses in the Senate from now on. I can say I'm boning up for the debates. Karl says he'd like to let me go to the Republican caucus right now, but he thinks it'd be better to wait until after the election. Well, I've done great by following his advice so far, so I guess I'll just have to wait. It's awful hard though. They're all such swell guys and gals, especially John McCain. I get all weak in the knees just saying his name.
Well, got to go. Time to do some whining about Ned Lamont distorting my record. I don't know why that commie, Republican, flip flopping, dogmatic, partisan keeps saying nasty things about me. Just the other day he accused me of being wrong about the war. Personal attacks like that have no place in politics.
Dear Diary,
Well, things are going great in the campaign. We've knocked the socks off of Lamont with our latest TV ad. Everyone loves it. There's been a bit of a fuss about whether it shows a sunrise or a sunset, but that's really missing the point. It may show a literal sunset, but it's a metaphorical sunrise. It's sort of like Iraq. It may be falling completely apart, and we may have totally failed in accomplishing whatever our mission was, but it's been a metaphorical success. I mean, lot's of people there have cellphones.
Those stupid Lamontites can't understand metaphor, though. They're so childish. Here's a picture one of them took:
Nowhere near as clever as my ads.
But the big news is that I've challenged Ned, Alan, Ralph and Timothy to debate. Dan says that now that I've finished the anger management classes I can try again. Actually, he didn't say I could try again, he said I have to try again. Something about internal polls not looking so good.
One good thing, if we do the debates, I'll have an excuse for skipping the Democratic caucuses in the Senate from now on. I can say I'm boning up for the debates. Karl says he'd like to let me go to the Republican caucus right now, but he thinks it'd be better to wait until after the election. Well, I've done great by following his advice so far, so I guess I'll just have to wait. It's awful hard though. They're all such swell guys and gals, especially John McCain. I get all weak in the knees just saying his name.
Well, got to go. Time to do some whining about Ned Lamont distorting my record. I don't know why that commie, Republican, flip flopping, dogmatic, partisan keeps saying nasty things about me. Just the other day he accused me of being wrong about the war. Personal attacks like that have no place in politics.
Posted: Thursday - August 31, 2006 at 09:38 PM
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