Anchorman
Will Ferrell
comedy offers solid laughs among bizarre tone shifts
All I
can say is that I laughed a lot at "Anchorman," though I am
not sure why. Its satire about chauvinism in the newsrooms
of the the mid-1970s isn't very focused, certainly not
sharp or biting; its tone is wildly inconsistent, and I
never could figure out the universe this film inhabits
— is it San Diego, California, 1975, or some totally
alien whacky bizarro land? The film's characters range from
normal to mostly normal people to broadly drawn caricatures
barely recognizable as humans. Sometimes the characters
will be the first in one scene, and lurch into the other
from one scene to the next. It's hard sometimes to pin them
down.
This is especially true of Will Ferrell's title character,
Ron Burgundy. In one scene he is pompous and egotistical,
but in a way that allows you to identify: "Hey, he's just
exactly like Joe at work." But in the next scene Ferrell
plays the comedy so far over the top that it's as if the
person behind you in line at the grocery store suddenly
turned into a werewolf: the whole clothes ripping, hair
sprouting, muzzle stretching transformation. Yet the people
around Ferrell never even register surprise or frown in
puzzled confusion at his antics, which is the only proper
reaction to his behavior.
Usually, such a film makes me angry and resentful and
wishing the whole film industry would just stop making
movies, just pack it all up and go away because it doesn't
seem like there's any point to the enterprise anymore: "You
spent 75 million and all you managed to come up with is
this!?!"
Instead, I found myself laughing out loud. Even though I
knew that I shouldn't be, I was laughing out loud. Go
figure.
Part of the reason, perhaps, is that "Anchorman" has no
pretensions at all that it is not a silly movie. Ron
Burgundy starts the movie as a man-child, and he remains a
man-child at the end of the film. Cartoonish characters in
other movies of this kind always seem to go off on some
mini-voyage of self-discovery, and at the end the
filmmakers have the audacity to waste our time with all the
previous silliness, only to pretend later that the
man-child really has some deep wisdom to impart, if only we
could be wise enough to hear it. Blah.
Not so in "Anchorman." Near the end of the movie, the moral
of the story is presented to Ron by a rough-hewn bartender
(the always welcome Danny Trejo), but Ron — man-child
— has tuned the guy out from almost the first word.
"Excuse me," he tells the English-speaking bartender, "but
I don't speak Spanish."
The film is packed with perhaps a dozen genuine comic
talents, some taking small cameo roles. That could explain
the laughs, too. Performers of this caliber are bound to do
at least one thing that is funny, even if that thing
doesn't make any sense. Most of them do at least three
things that are funny, so the laughs add up.
Fred Willard, David Koechner, Paul Rudd and Steve Carell
fill out the cadre of sexist newsroom males. Willard,
perhaps the quickest improv talent in the world, serves as
the comedic ballast to Ferrell's anchorman, providing just
enough grounding to the proceedings that the others are
free to go a little nuts sometimes.
Koechner, Rudd and Carell are part of Burgundy's news
anchor team, and their parts are each played to perfection.
Koechner is a cowboy-hatted sportscaster, master of all the
usual sports cliches; Rudd is the "investigative reporter"
whose reports never go deeper than the 30 or so seconds
that it takes to present them "Live, from the scene"; and
Carrell is absolutely hilarious as the weatherman whose
bright-eyed delivery of the weather completely hides the
fact that once the cameras stop rolling, what's going on
behind those bright beady eyes is absolutely nothing.
Nothing at all.
With Ferrell, the men make a solid comedic ensemble. They
idolize Burgundy, but his top dog role is shown to have
less to do with his leadership qualities and everything to
do with the fact that his gang are a pack of desperate
followers. This is perfectly illustrated in one hilarious
shot. On their lunch hour, the men pick up corndogs from a
vendor in the park. They continue walking, but one or two
bites of the corndog later, Ron decides that he's done and
flings it, half-eaten, to the ground. Splat, splat, splat!
The other men can't ditch their own half-eaten corndogs
fast enough in their hurry to emulate Ron. I watched this
scene a few times just to admire how beautifully
choreographed it was. The whole bit is over in less than
three seconds.
The plot of "Anchorman" involves a bright young ambitious
female journalist (Christina Applegate) attempting to break
the gender barrier in the Ron's male-only newsclub. The
idea that women can't read the news just as well as men
isn't a topic that lends itself to much scrutiny, so
"Anchorman" takes broader swipes at the "local news"
industry. Ron can read the news off a teleprompter and is a
local celebrity, but that certainly doesn't turn him into
the "journalist" he claims to be. The film also makes hay
out of the concept of competing "local news" turf wars. All
the stations are reporting the exact same pointless crap;
it's only the on-camera presentation that differs, yet they
seem to believe that their little turf war is a battle for
the soul of journalism itself.
In a scene where "Anchorman" takes its biggest slide into
Bizarro World the turf war becomes a literal battle in an
all-out rumble in an abandoned lot. During the battle,
reporters die or are maimed. Oh, the humanity. You'd think
a battle like that would make the news, but it doesn't.
"Anchorman's" weirdly shifting comedy core might put some
viewers off, as it normally would for me. All I can tell
you is that, for whatever reason, it made me laugh, which
for me is the best gauge of whether something is funny.
Having laughed a lot throughout "Anchorman" it would be
dishonest of me to say that the film isn't funny. But I do
wish it would have staked out its universe a little better
— even if that universe was Bizarro World — and
had the discipline to stay with it.