I know that there are people out there that are buying some of these products because they keep making infomercials. But can I just ask, who? Who buys these products? Let's start with this one:


Could a "fitness" product possibly be more lazy? Well MAYBE. But could a "fitness" product possibly be more awkward to watch? Ok. YES...UH HUH and OH YEAH. But this one definitely ranks in the upper echelons of awkwardness. Watching this stellar infomercial, I might be tempted to think, "Hey! I can sit...that means I can get fit" but I'm not a moron.



And I quote, "Lose weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds." I have no further comments.



The best description I read about this video was, "Have you ever had an unexplainable desire to look like a freshly caught catfish struggling for life on a dock? Then the Facial Flex is just what you need!" Yep. That's exactly what she looks like. If you can get lines and wrinkles on your face from laughing and smiling, does it really make sense to use this product to stay looking young?




There is an extra bonus that's not discussed in this infomercial - it can double as your serial killer disguise. Sweet!



Where would YOU go next? The Statue of Liberty? The Grand Canyon? The top of the Eiffle Tower? The International Space Station?