My dad has really come through lately with wacky web material. Here are some more gems. The title of his email was

"Just when you thought all the good ideas were taken..."



This actually seems kinda practical for earthquake prone So Cal. I wonder if it could double as a trampeline



GENIUS! This is a great idea....except the pitcher looks a little too "scientific" to use it for drinks.



Is this a one-size-fits-all glass?



So let me get this straight....you use this mic sponge to wash yourself and then you put it up against your lips and sing into it? Hm.



Did Wallace come up with this invention? Poor Gromit probably got tea soaked toast for breakfast.



If I had stairs at my house, I would SO do this.



That's actually a pretty good idea. I often forget to take out the tea bag and then it's WAY too strong to drink. I think I would like it better if it were not shaped like an animal.



So wait... you do a "I'm the champion" arm pump and it opens? What if you're having a dream that you just won the HGTV dream home and do the arm pump in your sleep? What a pleasant dream to be interrupted by a dumb flower light....sigh


Is this a my side - your side thing? Or is it a way to keep track of your weight gain? Or is it bedroom decor for a nerd?



I'm trying to find something funny about this, but it just looks like a super streamline and easy to use ladder....am I missing something?



95 waist??!?!! Buddy, it's time to hit the gym....or maybe the operating table.



It would be nice to really be able to hang on to the tray, but where do you put the dishes? There are 5 molehills in the way.



Again, GENIUS! This eliminates all possibility of double chins or up the nose shots.



I would SO spill the crackers every sip!



Ahhhhhhh



YES!



*BORK*


Really? You're working so fast and hard that you can't take 4 minutes to walk to the nearest restroom? REALLY?