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There are 43 Questions in the following self-test for addiction. I have narrowed it down to the essentials.

Lip Balm Anonymous Self-Test for Lip Balm Addiction

• Do you ever use more lip balm than you planned?
• Has the use of lip balm interfered with your job?
• Is your lip balm use causing conflict with your spouse or family?
• Do you feel depressed, guilty, or remorseful after you use lip balm?
• Do you ever wish that you had never taken that first application or hit of lip balm?
• Are you experiencing financial difficulties due to your lip balm use?
• Have you begun to use lip balm while alone?
• Do your lips, nose, or other areas hurt when you avoid Lip Balm?
• Do you use larger doses of lip balm to get the same protection you once experienced?
• Have you ever lied to or misled those around you about how much or how often you use?
• Do you use lip balm in your car, at work, in the bathroom, on airplanes, or other public places?
• Do you occasionally coat heavily after a disappointment, quarrel or rough day?
• When using with others, do you try to have a few extra coats when they won't know it?
• Have you tried to control your lip balm use by changing jobs or moving?
• Is lip balm affecting your reputation?
• Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of lip balm?
• Are you afraid that if you stop using lip balm your work will suffer or you will lose your energy, motivation, or confidence?
• Do you spend time with people or in places you otherwise would not be around but for the availability of lip balm?
• Have you ever stolen lip balm or money from friends or family?
• Can you apply lip balm with one hand?