Have you ever noticed that Pigs and Monkeys are some of the most unfortunate looking creatures? It's pretty unusual to find a Wilbur or a George. Most of them look more like this:


This is where the phrase "fat and happy" comes from.



I bet the flies love this one.



I'm pretty sure he was a character in Lord of the Rings. He also played one of the R.O.U.S.'s in Princess Bride.


1. Does he have eyes?
2. Does he have legs?
3. Does he have a hair dresser?



This one just makes me sad. She looks so uncomfortable. Probably has sinus problems.



Watch out, he bites.




Aw, he looks friendly.



Wow. Just wow.



Love the beard and floppy belly.




I know she's not a pig or a monkey....but dang, she's ugly. And also, her name is muffin.