CARING FOR A BABY
Part 1

Are you thinking about starting a family or starting a baby-sitting business but really have no idea how to take care of a baby? Are you a Grandparent who has forgotten how you raised your own children? Are you worried you may not know how to properly handle a baby's daily needs? You will be happy to know that the internet is chock full of instructions on how to properly care for any baby!

The following flash-cards from a German blog will be particularly helpful.


Yes. A child's head is not a basketball nor should it be handled like one.



Obviously, the problem with this method is that you may burn your tongue.



Despite popular belief, young babies cannot eat turkey legs. Many suggest you introduce turkey leg at the child's first birthday...he doesn't really appreciate cake yet anyway.



I would venture to guess that neither of these options are good ones, though both are better than the traditional hold the child's rear up to your nose and sniff vigorously.



Babies do not like the feel of skirt fabric.



How would you like to be awakened by an air horn?



Never toss a baby into the air without burping him first.



This one is pretty self-explanatory.



Even if the baby prefers shoes, it's still not a good idea
...he may choke on the laces.



Young babies cannot hold their liquor



The problem with the TV set up is that the baby really doesn't want to be reminded of his time in the hospital.



The chat-over-coffee method may cause your baby
to question your sanity.



Personally, I find puppets much funnier than fingers in my mouth.



This one is simple...picking bugers is gross.