It STINKS!
Dec/16/07 11:14 PM Filed in: RANDOM
My house stinks.
Literally...stinks. It's stinky, stenchy,
odoriferous, dank, and whiffy! I have been trying to
track down this smell for 4 days now and for the life
of me, I CANNOT find the source of the funk. I've
smelled everything
close-up...even things
that you shouldn't smell close-up. For example, I
have had my nose about a centimeter away from the
couch, the rug, the dirt in the plant pots, the
Christmas tree water and Christmas tree skirt, the
blankets, pillows, curtains, the cupboards, the
pantry, the laundry, and the dog bed! I have cleaned
the house from top to bottom, emptied all the trash
cans, searched between the cushions and under the
furniture. And still....no source. I had several
working theories as to what could have caused the
stank -
1. We had a Christmas party at our house on Wednesday, the stink showed up on Thursday...maybe somebody spilled something or a kid hid something in the house.
2. I spilled some water from the Christmas tree onto the skirt and maybe it has mildewed.
3. I mopped the floors with a mop-head that may have needed to be replaced.
4. Maybe something under the house got stirred up when John had to move some cables around the other day.
All of the above options have been explored (save going under the house again) and still no stench source. And to top it off, Fritz borked twice in the house when we got home tonight. Obviously, I'm left with only 2 options. 1. Bring in the special forces to find the stink, 2. Move.
Sign ups are now open for special forces, operation dank.
1. We had a Christmas party at our house on Wednesday, the stink showed up on Thursday...maybe somebody spilled something or a kid hid something in the house.
2. I spilled some water from the Christmas tree onto the skirt and maybe it has mildewed.
3. I mopped the floors with a mop-head that may have needed to be replaced.
4. Maybe something under the house got stirred up when John had to move some cables around the other day.
All of the above options have been explored (save going under the house again) and still no stench source. And to top it off, Fritz borked twice in the house when we got home tonight. Obviously, I'm left with only 2 options. 1. Bring in the special forces to find the stink, 2. Move.
Sign ups are now open for special forces, operation dank.
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