You've GOT to be kidding me...

It's almost 12:30 on Friday night after Susi's
wedding. I'm starting to upload the pictures from the
day's wonderful events and I turned on the TV for
some noise. I had to post right away because I'm
absolutely in awe of the current program
(program...isn't that what my Grandma called TV
shows?). It's a documentary all about ferrets and
ferret owners. Called "Ferrets: The Pursuit of
Excellence.," That's right. You read that right. Why
am I watching it? Because it is quite possibly the
oddest thing I have ever seen. As I'm typing a rather
"interesting" ferret owner is giving her ferret a
shower. Yes. A shower. She's holding the ferret at
it's armpits under the shower head and using
Brilliant Brunette Shampoo. WHAT'S. HAPPENING. I have
a few comments:
1. Isn't it illegal to own ferrets - don't they carry
the plague or something?
2. Ferret owners, at least the owners interviewed in
the documentary, need to get out more.
3. Is this for real? Really?

And I quote:
"I have pots of roses around my house and I bury my
ferrets in the pots. That way the ferrets are always
alive and I take them with me wherever I move."
"For me, it seemed like as my children got older,
grew up and got out that I replaced them with
ferrets."
I can't really describe in words what's happening
right now in front of me. I'm just going to have to
let you see these previews from PBS.
I'm just
so embarrassed right now.