Earlier that day, a well-intentioned stranger passes by and says, "Here's a peach dude. Good luck with your Kung Fu."


Black Shadow Biscuit vs. Nunchuku Chipmunk Master

 

Come on, really? You're a teenager at the Great Wall of China and you ask your mom to take a shot of you in your sweet karate outfit doing that? Really?


"They're the world's most fearsome fighting team (We're really hip)
They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green (Hey - get a grip!)"



Is he getting kicked in the face or is this some sort of self-discipline exorcize where he has to keep Stinky Stanley's stink foot in his face for 30 seconds? In either case it looks like Stinky Stanley is about go down.