Here's what happens when you clean out a closet that hasn't been cleaned out in about 9 years.

 You find weird stuff like this. What is it? We wondered the same thing.

One boring Winter Saturday afternoon we decided to clear out the closet under our stairwell–actually it's just a small, hard-to-get-to storage space. We finally had had enough of not being able to see what was back there (after nearly 9 years, duh). These were the kinds of things we found: a torn paper bag with some strange piece of metal cup in it and a party horn. Thank goodness we have been saving these precious items. Now you might think, why on earth would we save these. Well, let me tell you something, this is not just your ordinary party horn and broken metal cup and bag. No sirree. Allright, maybe they are ordinary, but they might be worth something, someday. We promptly got rid of them–along with all the other useless junk. We've got empty space! Hip, hip, hooray! Now, that's worth something, isn't it?