Not what you think...

It's a nifty tool I found on Kevin Kelly's Cool Tools - Open X It was only $5 so I ordered one.

But why have you added this to you humor section?

Um, it came in a ridgid blister pack!

The kicker is that my 9-year-old son, after hearing me say sarcastically that I couldn't get it open because it was trapped in the very stuff it was meant to open, took a pair of scissors to it while I wasn't looking. Now I can use it! :)