Tooth Fairy blues
How long did the magic last? Warning! May not be suitable for young
children!!!
My eleven year-old son, Devin, cornered me the other morning. He had
recently lost a molar and had left it under his pillow with a note for the Tooth
Fairy to bring him an amulet. He had previously received
Gold dollar coins in exchange for his teeth,
except once when I didn't have one and gave him a small necklace that I had.
Recently he had start writing notes, asking if he could keep the teeth. It was
all very cute and sincere.
Then, the other night he went to bed with
a molar under his pillow and a note about wanting a magic amulet. Well, I had
been out that night and had run several errands. I went to Targét to
return a couple of
Bioicles that Grandma Kate had gotten for the
boys (they already had those and they wanted newer ones), replace the sandals
that Rory broke after one day of wearing them (replaced for free), and Shawn had
warned me that Devin had lost a tooth and wanted a necklace. Shawn sent me out
to a little Bead store that she had found near my work. Only thing is that she
gave me vague directions ("It's near Joanne's") and it had moved. Luckily I had
an idea of where it had moved. So, I got him a decent pendant with a teardrop
shaped tigereye and a piece of cording. I get home and everything goes well. The
kids go to bed, Shawn & I stay up and read or watch TV or something. Then,
before I go to sleep I sneak in and replace the tooth and the note with the
amulet. So far, so good.
The next morning I get up and get ready for
the day. I go in to wake Devin up and he's sitting in bed with a scowl on his
face. I ask him what's up and without a word he reaches behind him and silently
pull up the amulet. Playing innocent, I shrug and ask him what it was. He
responds with "I know that you put this here. You were out at Target and your
drawer with gold dollars is running out." Damn, I've been set up and found out.

So,
I sit down and talk about the tooth fairy with him. He's upset, but I try to
explain that it brought him a lot of joy over the last 5-6 years that he has
been losing teeth. I also told him that now that he's in on it, he can be a
tooth fairy assistant for his little brother. I also gave him a warning not to
tell young Mr. Rory about his discovery.
I'm not looking forward to
Easter and Christmas this
year.

Posted: Wed - March 24, 2004 at 12:14 PM