YOU MAY SAY I'M CRUEL TO LAUGH. BUT IT WAS FUNNY. WE HAVE THIS THING, THAT DOES A THING. WE CALL IT THE 'BONKSTICK'. IT MAKES HUMOROUS SOUNDS IF YOU WACK IT'S SOFT MACE HEAD AGAINST, SAY, YOUR HEAD. BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE NOT TO HIT THE HARD PART AGAINST YOUR OWN HEAD. (SEE ABOVE.) I'M SORRY. I WAS GETTING READY TO SHOOT A HAPPY FACE. AND THEN THERE WAS THIS SAD FACE. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? [SHE WASN'T REALLY HURT.]