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The Return of the Black Widowers
Book 512
2003
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This is the first Asimov book published in the twenty-first century, the first published in eight years, in fact, and the first Black Widowers anthology in over a decade. Edited by Charles Ardai, who contributes a story of his own, this contains eleven stories from previous Black Widowers collections and six more which were written too late to be included in the previous collection, Puzzles of the Black Widowers.

Two additional stories are included, an homage by William Brittain called “The Men Who Read Isaac Asimov,” and a new Black Widowers story by Ardai himself, “The Last Story.” And if that weren’t enough, we also have selections from I, Asimov and Banquets of the Black Widowers on the series, and an introduction by Harlan Ellison®, who seems to have ascended from mere mortal state to become a registered trademark.

Ardai let me know early in 2003 that this book was being published, which was most kind and for which I thank him. Given the astonishing reluctance on the part of publishers to put into book form Asimov’s published works which have yet to see it, I think he deserves kudos for getting this book out.

(An aside: It truly is surprising that companies such as Doubleday have been so unwilling to produce new books containing Asimov’s works since his death. Not only has it taken over a decade to get the remaining Black Widowers stories into book form, but there are also enough F&SF essays left for a book, some unanthologized Union Club mysteries, and various other works. And, of course, the Complete Stories series could be resurrected. Alas, but just as Hollywood looks for the blockbuster, so publishers seek for the bestseller and would rather do without the minor, but real, profits that a posthumous book by Asimov would achieve.

(Doubtless, however, one of the problems here is the reading public, because story collections do not do as well as novels. An unpublished Asimov novel would obviously do very well indeed, but a collection of stories has less hope for major financial success. I note, for example, that although I have two children who are avid readers of novels, it takes a major effort to talk either into reading an anthology, which is their loss.

(Yet, despite this, Christopher Tolkien has managed to turn his father’s unpublished notes into a successful series of books. There is, methinks, no rational reason why Asimov’s published but uncollected materials would fare worse.)

The volume is a handsome one, with only one publishing glitch: “The Obvious Factor” contains its afterword from Tales of the Black Widowers. Of the three non-Asimovian contributions, “The Men Who Read Isaac Asimov” is cute, but slight, whereas both Ellison®’s introduction and Ardai’s story are quite good and distinctly add to the book’s value.

The former isn’t Ellison’s first public farewell to the Good Doctor, of course, but it’s clear that ten years’ time hasn’t done much to ease the pain in his heart at Asimov’s passing. Ellison is an excellent writer, and some of his non-fiction has an almost stream-of-consciousness fluidity to it yet manages to flow always towards Ellison’s literary goal, and this piece lives up to that.

As for Ardai’s story, it’s pretty impressive. Ardai pretty nearly mimics Asimov’s style and provides a nice puzzle which links into Asimov’s own life. (And, by the way, Ardai’s own avatar, Gary Nemerson from “Lost in a Space Warp” is the guest. There are no repeat guests in the canonical Black Widowers stories, and so this is a bit of a departure, but it’s a forgiveable one under the circumstances.)

The new stories are wlecome, all comfortably in the Black Widowers groove. Of the remainder, the first ten are intended to be the ten “best,” and although the inclusion of “The Acquisitive Chuckle” is pretty obligatory and the remaining nine aren’t going to be the same as would be the case if I were the one making the list, it’s not a bad set at all. For me, the one story in the collection which I don’t really care for is “The Woman In the Bar.” It’s included because its guest is Darius Just, Ellison’s fictional counterpart, and it’s therefore there for Ellison’s sake. Although the story isn’t my own personal cup of Ovaltine, I won’t count its inclusion against the book.

Contents
2
The Chuckle”
(aka “The Acquisitive Chuckle”)
3
The Phony Ph.D.”
(aka “Ph As In Phony”)
3
“The Biological Clock”
(aka “Early Sunday Morning”)
3
“The Obvious Factor”
2
“Chip of the Black Stone, A”
(aka “The Iron Gem”)
2
“To the Barest”
1
“Sixty Million Trillion Combinations”
3
“The Redhead”
3
“The Wrong House”
3
“Triple Devil”
1
“Northwestward”
1
“Yes, But Why?”
2
“Lost In a Space Warp”
2
“Police At the Door”
2
“The Haunted Cabin”
2
“The Guest’s Guest”
1
“The Woman In the Bar”
 
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