Oh Canada.
We were this close >< to Canada. So we lured out one of the natives.

   

Out past St Albans (Town, City and Bay) VT.
Oh Red Barn! Majestic Red Barn! Mighty Red Barn! With Penile Silo!
I call this one "I Woke Up When?"
A Portrait of the Artist in the Passenger Seat.
Green Mountain State. Other states? Suck it!
Trees. Fields. Clouds. Not pictured: Jen.
I call this one "I Could Not Be More Tired Right Now".
Route 105 to Enosburg.
"Marn? Wut's the name of this here pink one?"
House of Creemee! (Closed)
Sunroom porn.
Karen, does this look like the Charmed house?
Even The Addams Family needs cable.
Mrs Rochester likes to take the sun.
Jen damn near put this house in her bag and took it home with her.
Just imagine. A whole state that looks like this.
Quoi? (J: A Daycare! In Vermont!)
Yard saleing is the state sport here, Sharon.
I'm gonna cause me a car crash in this hat.
Because the other guy was busy that day.
Masonic Temple, with wings!
Jen nearly rolled up this sidewalk and stuck it in her bag. (J: Marn!)
Sharon, it's not nearly as cold here as you may have been told.
The Adventures of Marn and the Fat Midget in the Hat.
Enosburg Falls, VT.
That turret is held up by one stick. One stick.
Sharon, are you packed yet?
Jesus. That is one fat midget following Marn through the yard sale.
Knaussia.
Maltese Cross.
Hot rock babe.
Canadian money is amusing. Y'all are obsessed with ducks.
Moo.
I said MOO, bitch!
Vast tracks of incredible beauty.
That's right. Mrs Bubba's Creemee Hut.
Mrs Bubba's Creemee Hut By the River.
Creemees for family and pets! No really!
Maple creeemees. Or as we liked to call them, maple creeeemeeees.
Ladybug ladybug, fly away home.