World's Scariest Fan 07 June 2003 Is it just me, or does Pink totally look like My Favorite Transvestite And Yours - Eddie Izzard in this picture? I thought so too..... Now please excuse me as I get all girly-squealy for a moment - HE'S COMING TO SAN FRANCISCO!!! Mr. Izzard is one of the very few people I go so far as to consider myself a fan of. I met him in SF last year when he was releasing his Dress to Kill DVD.... He signed my laptop for me. :) In a perfect world he would be my Man In a Can.... I often wonder if he would do it.... Heh. I bet I'd totally get in the Top Ten Strangest Fan Letters. I can see it now..... Mr. Izzard Dear Eddie Lacky of His Gloriousness Whose Job it is to Screen Email Eddie I should probably start by saying how very much I admire your work. I think you're brilliant. It's probably a long shot, but you seemed rather shocked when I asked you to sign my computer last year in San Francisco, so maybe you'd remember me.... Hi. :) Anyway, I have a huge favor incredibly odd request proposition totally strange question to ask you... I was wondering if you would be willing to be a sperm donor for a truly awesome lesbian couple. Bizarre, right? It's just that I really feel that you have the sort of genes that are an asset to the human race. You're an extraordinary person with an amazing intellect and a huge amount of creativity and drive... :) Plus you have a fashion sense I could never hope to pass on to my children. So, yeah.... something to think about. I'm sure you'll probably say no, in which case I'm hoping you'll pick laughter/flattery over abject terror/restraining orders. Once again - you rock. Thanks so much for your time Jen Of course I'd have to include links to my art sites and this journal to give him a chance to find out a thing or two about us.... Yeah, right. Like I would ever send him anything like this. I'm thinking he'd definitely go with the restraining order. I know I would.
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