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We are not complete idiots

From Bin Laden's recent commercial:
In response to the substance of the polls in the US, which indicate that Americans do not want to fight Muslims on Muslim land, nor do they want Muslims to fight them on their land, we do not mind offering a long-term truce based on just conditions that we will stick to.

We are a nation that Allah banned from lying and stabbing others in the back, hence both parties of the truce will enjoy stability and security to rebuild Iraq and Afghanistan, which were destroyed by war."
Oh, that's right. President Bush and the American people must have forgotten how honest and honorable al-Qaida really is. Oh, and yes, we can trust them never to lie and above all never to stab anyone in the back. Hmmm. Never mind running an airplane into the back of a skyscrapper or sending a homicide bomber into a crowded outdoor cafe to kill and maim women and children. The guy is an evil nutcase. Come on, Marines, find him and kill him.

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