Recipe
for a Graffiti Knitting
Crew
by AKrylik
Ingredients:
1 whole bored knitter
1 whole overactive imagination
1 pair knitting needles (any size)
1 houseful leftover, scrap or inexpensive yarn
Cooking Instructions:
Multiply ingredients according to size of crew
desired. Combine all ingredients onto one large sofa,
simmer over low heat for one long evening. Knit rectangular
shapes off all sizes. Remove from sofa (Careful - Hot!).
Garnish with tags and serve immediately (Goes great with
doorknobs, car antennas, stop sign poles and park
benches!).
Serves: The Masses
