Batteries Included
T3 Select Opinion for November 2008
I'M TYPING this in the airport lounge at Tokyo Narita, waiting for my connecting flight to LAX. There’s a small huddle of us here around the power outlet, like so many piglets around a sow. My battery meter says I have over three hours of juice left—more than enough for a two-hour layover—so I move off to somewhere slightly more comfortable, and trust the wafer-thin battery in my MacBook Air to see me through.
In what’s become routine procedure, I’d plugged in all the gadgets I travel with overnight, before I left the house. The last thing you want to happen is to be on the road—where we like to imagine ourselves as being on some earth-saving mission—and then to run out of battery power at a critical moment. That’s never happened yet—precisely because I’m anal about these things. I’ve stashed spare batteries for everything into my luggage (too bad the MBA’s useless for spares).
So what exactly have I got? The laptop, the Leica point-and-shoot, the BlackBerry, the iPhone, the iPod shuffle, the Sony MP3 player (which I use as a USB digital audio recorder for interviews), and even an old Palm T5. (What, an ancient Palm? Whatever for? Well, I suddenly remembered that I no longer had a copy of Metro, that invaluable subway-guide program, that was in the Nokia E61i I gave away to my kid brother, so I dredged up the Palm which still had Metro on it from a couple of years ago.)
Each of these gadgets is a marvel of miniaturization, and I’m sure we all remember the time when we greeted each one of them with “At last! Just one gadget to carry!” Yeah, right. Instead of liberating me from my digital shackles, every new thingie has just gone straight into a progressively bigger bag. And they breed. Every new thingie has a case (or two) and a charger. You need to make them talk to each other (there’s Bluetooth, of course—which in the iPhone is pretty much useless), so you also carry a tangle of USB connectors, hubs, and extenders. And naturally, the USB connector tip that works with the Leica is smaller than the one needed by the BlackBerry, so you carry both. I have a four-port USB hub that now looks like a long- and many-legged bug, and I’ve begun to wonder if one hub can be daisy-chained to another (from a quiz I won in the early days of USB, I think the answer is yes—up to 127 devices, or something like that).
I’ve crammed all of these peripherals into a huge, covered Tupperware tub meant to keep sauces and salads, and stuck that tub into my checked-in luggage. Here at Narita, I’m getting envious glances from people still charmed by the anorexic beauty of my MacBook Air. How slim! How light! It’s the only thing you’ll ever need to carry!
If they only knew.




