| | Rare Louisiana snowfall: Mom at bottom right. | |
| | | Mom all decked out: second from left. | |
| | | Hangin' in my crib, fresh from birthin'. | |
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| | Christian gives me an RCA doglike glance. | |
| | | In a giant rocking chair with Mom and Christian. | |
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| | Trying my new "My Little Pony" bike: 1976. | |
| | | Dad and I frosting what I called "cuppi-cakes. | |
| | | Splashdance: what a feeling. | |
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| | Christian and me driving our purple hoopty. | |
| | | One of many drag shows I wrote and performed. | |
| | | Holding our uncle's new samoyed pups. | |
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| | Early stage work: star-spangled karaoke. | |
| | | Oddly prophetic Japanese bow with costumed Mom. | |
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| | Dad in a professional pose for his press photo. | |
| | | | Rebel without a clue, '82. | |
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| | | Our first cats, Scoots and Pep | |
| | | Kitty porn: He is Scootilicious | |
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