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Tue - January 17, 2006

Really? Really?

I had to write

All right people, I am in the process of switching Blogging programs and site design and I have some great blogs in the pipeline but I had to get this one out now
I was doing my usual Tuesday search for new music on the iTunes music store, when I cam across this gem.

“Come Get it – The Very Best of Aaron Carter”

Have you lost your fucking mind world? The very best of Aaron Carter. Really? Really? This should consist of a piece of paper that says Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan Fought over me. This shouldn’t be so much sold as forced upon prisoners in secret terrorist prisons. The fact that it’s being put up to purchase is insane. I keep checking to see if the ACLU, Unicef or Amnesty International is planning to intervene on behalf of Human Kind.
I also like it’s the “Very” best of Aaron Carter. Like there’s his best but then there is this magnificent piece of work that is so exclusive that greats like his cover of Bobby Brown’s “Every Little Step” Just couldn’t be included. It’s like The Beatle’s 1 album if you like to listen to really shitty little brothers of Backstreet boys rapping.
I am not usually one to criticize music because I like me some shitty music. But there is a line of self-dignity and that line is Aaron Carter.
See For yourself:
here

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Wed - November 30, 2005

The victory lap

I take the spoils of my victory.

so yesterday I talked about how I had won that standoff and Oliver, sorry Holla-ver, had purchased ink for the printer. it's a glorious Epson C84. So I wanted him to know that I was the winner so i decided that the best way to do that was to use the printer with it's new ink cartridge. I started slowly, making a useless excel spreadsheet and printing it out. Then i started typing up and printing things that I could just write on a pad of paper. I have a very elegant shopping list using multiple fonts signifying each type of item, i.e. futura for dry foods, myraid for produce and wingdings for frozen foods [that's going to make shopping hard]. Yeah this took longer then just writing it out, but i bought the ball points pens, alright that is a lie, they are stolen from various restaurants, hotels and dry cleaners. To step it up a notch I decided that I needed one dramatic gesture of a print. so I printed this:

Using FreeHand MX.pdf

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Tue - November 29, 2005

I AM VICTORIOUS

The great printer standoff of 2005 has ended

I am pleased to announce that I have emerged victorious in the Epson C84 Printer Standoff. For those not up to date, my roommate and I have been trying to outlast each other in who has to purchase the new black ink cartridge for the printer. Oliver, sorry, Holla-ver thinks I should because it's my printer. I think that he should because he wastes the ink (of course he will deny this but you can go read his blog if you want to hear that bull-shit). And so that standoff began. It has been 6 months of that little red light blinking to let me know that there is no black ink. But I got him. because of my "Accidental" quitting of Firefox, the only way for him to get the filled out form for some car thing (I didn't research this article very well) was to buy ink. The file was stuck in the printer queue. That is all just semantics. the important thing is..... I WON!

Posted at 07:58 PM Read More

The Dueling TiVos

The pinnacle of home entertainment.

Alright So i have accomplished the unaccomplishable. No, not using the word "unaccomplishable" I have the ability to record not one but TWO that's right 2 shows at one time. it amazing. I can come home from work late on a Tuesday and have both Boston Legal and nip/tuck at my disposal. it's amazing, world changing, or at least neat. so how did I do this?
I bought a second TiVo. That's right TWO TiVos. So now my roommate has a TiVo at his disposal and I have one to control mine. He can record shows about European Cars and I can record shows about 25 year olds in High School. He can record sports commentary shows and I can record Civil War history shows. He can record the free porn on channel 77 at 1:00am Thursdays and I can record the free porn on channel 77 at 1:00am Thursdays. It's a perfect situation.

Side Note:
I got the second TiVo from my friend and it was filled with episode after episode of "A Wedding Story" from TLC. He tried to say it was "his girlfriends" but I don't buy it.

The TiVos: If you are wondering, that IS the first 2 seasons of Saved by the Bell on DVD.

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Tue - November 1, 2005

The Coach is Here

Halloween 2005!

So previously, I have documented my journey toward growing a mustache. I was going to do the same but after the failed attempt that last time, I didn't want to once again disappoint. So I kept it hush hush. But I decided a while back, that I needed to have a mustache for my halloween costume. So I got my coach back, (thank you Mr. Hoppe) and I went for it. I am glad to say that this time it was a success. I was a High School Football Coach. I had it on lock down. I had the whistle, the socks, the polo shirt, and of course the Shorts. If you are wondering, Why not Bothell Blue? These are the colors of Wakefield High School in Wakefield, Michigan. Oh the Hat says, "Wakefields Always Win"

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Thu - October 6, 2005

I'm not cool. Anymore.

I have a realization most people probably figured out 10 years ago.

So on my way home today I realized that I am a nerd. I mean I wasn't always this way. I used to be cool I swear. I played football. I was captain. I went to the homecoming dance with a cheerleader. I drank underage. I WAS IN A FRATERNITY! I was totally Zack Morris or at least Slater, without the mullet. but in the last few years, I have become totally Screech. I went from Steve to Stu. Other's may have noticed it gradually but it snuck right up on me. I still thought I was cool until I got off the phone with my roommate yesterday.
What happened to me? I used to be into chicks and beer and making fun of people that weren't as cool as me. Now I'm not as cool as me. Instead of being excited to go out after work and get "tore" with guys and "scam" some hoes. I was pumped to get home so that my roommate and I can get to advancing in X-Men Legends II on the GameCube. The conversation went like so:
Oliver: "Dude, when you getting home? The Savage Lands need to be dominated!"
Me: "I'm on my way. I should be home by 5. I am going to need some bacon cheeseburgers for our dominating"
O: "I will stop and get some. We need to get in the zone"
Now, this should be followed with me getting a wedgy and and Ogre calling me a NERD! but it didn't.
I seem to care about Playing video games and making sure the TiVo records Smallville then I do about getting drunk and pulling ass. I spend my time on the internet checking on new gadgets and electronics not looking at porn like I should be. What's wrong with me?!

Posted at 10:50 PM Read More

I don't have crabs.

[Adult content]

So yeah it's true. I don't have crabs. If you know me then that shouldn't come as a big shock. I am not the slut. But for a moment I was frightened.
I had gone to the doctor to get my nose checked out and he gave me some drugs to get rid of a sinus infection. So I got my drugs and I started taking them and everything seemed to be fine until at the end of the first night, I woke up with my crotch a blazing it was hot and superitchy. Now anyone with any medical knowledge at all knows that this is a common reaction to Penicillin allergy, but I don't have any medical knowledge. so I thought I had crabs or any other STD. I immediately thought of how I could have caught such a thing? Actually I was thinking of a way that I could get this taken care of without my roommate or friends finding out about it. I decided to go back to sleep and hope it went away. When I got up a few hours later, I noticed that the redness and the itchiness had spread to the rest of my body. I take another pill and go to work. Like I said I have no medical knowledge.
When I get to work I mentioned what has happened, minus the part about crabs. They immediately come to the realization that I need to stop taking the Penicillin, get an Antihistamine and call my doctor. Well I do what they say and get some Clariton and call my doctor and I stop taking the drugs. In an ironic turn of events, the Clariton cost me 3 dollars more then the Penicillin that caused this shit anyway. But at least i don't have crabs.

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Tue - August 30, 2005

today

I downloaded a cher song because I heard it in a WeightWatchers commercial.

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Mon - August 29, 2005

Return of the Blog

After a long absence, the blog returns with a new entry and old entries we couldn't show you earlier.

So I know that it has been missed, and now the blog has finally returned. I was prevented to post many entries because, like i figured was going to happen eventually, the blog has become too large. Some of the entries that were going to be published, had information that some of my readers would not enjoy. If you want details, ask me. But It's back, rejoice!

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Sat - June 4, 2005

Another Adventure at the Bar

Chicken and Beer

First things first, there is no chicken in this story. So it seems like the same that happened last night as it did before. I don't know how it happens though, first to the Kirkland Pub. I don't know if it is that I haven't been there in a while, but I didn't know anyone there. Also, I got carded. that hadn't happened in a while. So it was off to Tiki Joes! Again, Erin used Oliver's card and he again was Holla-ver. Mercado plaid Ice/Crack basketball. Throwing ice out the window trying to get it into some chicks crack. It's for 12 year olds. Some Married woman was hitting on me. Amanda oh sorry that's right Aman-DUH! decided to "accidently" spill beer on Erin's boyfriend because he was making out with some other chick. Oh don't worry she still made out with him later on. I got free beer.

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Sat - May 28, 2005

Holiver and The Beef.

I don't even know what is going on.

So in the course of the evening, Oliver is now named Holla-ver because Erin spelt it wrong when she signed for his credit card at the Bar. He will challenge that in the morning, that will be a free evening later. Wait, how does someone think his name is Holla-ver? I don't know. Also I will be for ever known as Beef. Yeah, I'm what's for dinner. I don't know how that happened but apparently that's my name now.
But, the most important part of the night is that there will be a GIRL FIGHT! I hear they are popular in the "Hip-Hop community". Yes Lisa will beat down Disereé because Oliver, sorry, Holla-ver, was Holla-ring at her. (oh i made that up and I am laughing so hard right now) don't worry I got the video. Alright there is no fight.
Oh I almost forgot, we got free bottled water!

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Thu - May 19, 2005

The Mustache is released.

Episode II: Attack of the Stache

After falling into a Sith induced depression, I was looking forward to the upbeat "drama" of the OC. I was greatly disappointed to have not a single laugh, alright one, about Oliver, through the entire hour of what seemed like the opposite of Halmark card. So rather then kill myself, I decided that only way I would be able to recover was to release the mustache. So now i sit, beard trimmed short (got to wait until the shower tomorrow for the clean shave) and sporting what i believe is the greatest piece of facial hair outside of whatever was on Samual L. Jackson's face in the Shaft remake.
I go to say, I have heard many people saying an outfit or a hair cut makes you look ten years younger, well this right here is the equivalent of a fake ID. I instantly turned 34. right there. I think I need to start a family. Actually, I should probably already have one. So while I plan the Family summer vacation to Yosemite, I will hopefully get a picture posted soon. Oh and be on the look out, in what might be the funniest/stupidest thing I could think of, The 'stache is going out on the town tomorrow night.

Posted at 10:43 PM Read More

Mon - May 16, 2005

I'm growing a mustache

Episode I: The Phantom Facial Hair

I have decided that it's that time in my life where i need to achieve the ultimate sign of manhood. Yes, grow a mustache. This seemed like a good way to focus my lazy energy and have a response when people ask why I am not shaving. The first thing i had to do was get a trainer, one shouldn't grow a mustache without supervision. So I enlisted a gentleman named Bill Hoppe to be my mentor. Bill has a mustache or other form of Facial hair on and off since 1973. He seemed like a natural choice. He said I should start with the beard and then, when it's ready, release the mustache on it's own. so that's where I am. It's been three weeks and I have the beard going strong. It's important at this stage to keep the neck clean and shaved, this distinguishes you as some growing a beard, as opposed to a homeless person. This is also a good time to work on your stroke. Bill is showing me some techniques.

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Wed - April 20, 2005

The Breakfast Challange

Jason Wakefield discusses the Brown Bag Cafe.

So if you know me then you know that I LOVE The Maltby Cafe. I preach the Maltby like it's the gospel. So when a friend mentioned that the Brown Bag Cafe is the Best Breakfast in the city I Had to see. So this place is less then a mile from my apartment and so I was kind of hoping that it would be great so i could go often.
I went and in order to make my comparison accurate I ordered an omelet, it's what I get at the Maltby. So after eating her it goes:
After eating at both places, I got to say it wasn't really a competition. The Maltby was way better. Omelet was fluffier. the Toast was tastier. and the potatoes, the "hash browns" were not even the best hash browns I had let alone a competition for the amazing Red Potatoes. The only things that were better was the waiting for the table. only about 20 minutes on a busy Sunday. This time was passed on to the Table waiting for the food. though in and out was a much quicker time.
So if you need my opinion, go to Maltby, it may be in the middle of nowhere, and it may take an hour to get a seat, but when you get the food, oh yeah.
OH and Cinnamon Rolls!

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Sat - October 23, 2004

I don't care who you are.

a normal day at work.

So i was at work dealing with the normal Saturday crowd of people (I don't want to talk about it) and i was ringing people up and answering phones I had just rang up a couple of.. oh I don't even fucking remember.. while listening to the Phone ring off the hook. so when i was done with the sale I grabbed that phone while signaling to the next person in line to wait a bit, you know that one finger in the air. (not that finger asshole) and I am answering a question on the phone (again, i don't know what it was about). Another colleague, runs around to take over the sale (I didn't care, it wasn't much) but I was surprised by the speed in which the person ran to help the customer. I thought nothing of it until I took another look at the customer, It was Ichiro. Yep, I shunned Ichiro. Apparently, 262 hits in a season may get you in the record books, but it doesn't get you good service from Jason Wakefield.

Posted at 09:14 PM Read More

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